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Friday, May 1, 2009

The Chuck-Bones-Heroes-Office-Housewives-Lost-andmore Post

So, I have sucked at updating this thing the last couple of weeks. I blame stupid school for giving me so much work to do. Only 8 more days, though! Can't wait to get out of here and be my carefree, tv-watching self all the time. Lots of important stuff has been happening with my shows in the past couple of weeks. It as, after all, Sweeps time. Here's a rundown of the chaotic happenings, from Wisteria Lane and the Buy More, to Seattle Grace and the Island:

Desperate Housewives- Okay, admission: my interest in DH has been dwindling. This has happened before, and somehow Marc Cherry always manages to pull me back in. With an interesting new character like Katherine Mayfair. With a game-changing finale like the 5-year leap forward. I have reached the point where I don't mind occasionally missing an episode and then just reading the recap to find out what went on. But we're getting down to the last few episodes when everything gets resolved, which I always enjoy seeing, even when it's one of the lamer conclusions (a la Alfre Woodard's storyline). The Dave Williams mystery has been slow-building with so few twists that I anticipate a let-down in the finale. Oh well, what can I say, I'm attached to the characters, and it would take something major for me to give up on them entirely- although I readily concede that I was much happier with the "7 seasons and we're done" plan than the announcement a few months ago that they are probably extending it to 9 because so many people still watch it (but they might stop watching if you drag things out!!). Anyways, that's enough ranting from me. Here's what's up: Lynette is working for Carlos, which has created some stress in her relationship with Tom. I have always liked her better interacting as a wife than as a mom. It's just funnier because she gets too intense and serious in matters involving her kids- see: threatening to kill a man for Porter. So Carlos is back at his high-paying executive position, but he and Gaby have both made an effort not to revert to their former selfish behavior. Gaby likes being glamorous again, yet she is also a mother and knows what it means to care for others above herself. Katherine has been kinda isolated from the girls lately because she seems to be all about her relationship with Mike- a relationship that bores me to tears. I get that he likes the stability and lack of drama, basically the antithesis of Susan, but there is no chemistry. Dave has been plotting revenge against Mike (whether he was going to kill Katherine, or MJ, or Susan, who knows) because of the car crash that killed his wife and daughter. Now he knows that Susan was driving and will be turning his attentions to her. Edie found out what he was up to and was devastated. For a minute there, it looked like he was going to strangle her, but he let her go. She got in her car and drove away as fast as she could, in the process of calling someone to inform them of her discovery when she had to swerve to avoid hitting someone, ran into a telephone pole, which fell and electrocuted her when she stepped into a puddle of water (the episode with the girls sharing never-seen stories of Edie's positive impact on their lives was very touching). The person who ran out into the middle of the road and caused her crash was none other than idiotic, kleptomaniac Orson. I used to like him so much! And now they've turned him into a pathetic joke. Bree has been dealing with all his issues for a while, but she seems ready to divorce him, with Karl Mayer as her lawyer and new love interest. Richard Burgi will be fun to see again- he always makes things interesting.

Brothers & Sisters- Sadly, I have all but given up on B & S. My love for the Walker family has faded because they have changed into people I don't really like or respect. Except for Kevin. I once thought he was whiny, and now he is my favorite character. So I am still somewhat interested in what happens to everyone. There is a real chance that I will drop it after this season, depending on the finale. The whole situation with Ryan has been way less important than they built it up to be. Plus, I don't like him because he's got a real "creep" vibe coming off him. I was unaffected by Rebecca and Justin's breakup. I like both characters, but I thought they had more chemistry in Season 2 before they were together. Sarah has been pretty funny lately (temp accountant/volunteer firefighter in the storage room, that's all I'm gonna say). I like that she is back at Ojai. Holly is still being manipulative, but what else is new. Tommy is gone, and I am glad. I didn't even mind that they got rid of him in a ridiculous surfing-in-Mexico-possibly-joining-a-cult way. And because of all the difficulties that caused for Julia, she took Elizabeth to Seattle where she got a teaching position. Watching Nora say goodbye to her granddaughter, and Kevin to his daughter, was heartbreaking. Matthew Rhys! You are amazing! And, finally, that brings me to Kitty. Oh, Kitty. I don't even know you anymore. Robert is still the same man he's always been, but now she just feels differently about his character traits (e.g., ambition). Oh, fiddle dee dee, it's only marriage! Having an emotional affair is clearly the way to go. And I'm putting this one on the B & S writers. They already addressed this issue with Sarah, but at least she was torn up about it. So Sarah is in the position to give Kitty advice, says, "Stop going to the damn park," and instead Kitty kisses him. Even though Robert had just found out about Alec and she could see how much she had hurt him. I'm furious about this. I would be even if I didn't really love Robert. This stuff better get fixed or I'm out of here.

Chuck- Has been wonderful in every way I could possibly think of. We found out that Chuck's dad (Scott Bakula from Quantum Leap) was Orion, the man who had built the Intersect. He got kidnapped by FULCRUM and Sarah went rogue to help Chuck rescue him. Casey had to hunt them down but ended up working with them because they're his team. Awwwwww. So Chuck's dad was forced by his captors (Chevy Chase as a bad guy was jarring at first, but he did a really good job) to build a new Intersect computer. When Chuck, Sarah, and Casey got there, the program was activated, and the images removed the Intersect from Chuck's head. He was finally free, and felt like an enormous weight had been lifted off him. Then he had to get his dad back to Burbank in time for Ellie's wedding. The finale started out with Chuck and Casey quitting at the Buy More. Then General Beckman invited Chuck to be part of the new Intersect project, but he declined. He was going to do normal-guy stuff. So Sarah and Bryce were assigned as partners again, and Casey went off to join his Marine Special Forces unit. At the wedding, Chuck was sad to learn about Sarah leaving. He went into the reception area to drink some wine and found FULCRUM agents there. They wanted the new Intersect computer or they would kill Ellie. Chuck called Casey, and Marines parachuted in, shot the place up, and took Chevy Chase prisoner. Except the wedding was ruined because Chuck needed Morgan to create a diversion so he got Jeff and Lester to get up in front of the church and sing "Mr. Roboto." And they set off fireworks which set off the sprinklers. So Ellie was very mad at Chuck. But he used his government paycheck to organize a wedding on the beach. It was beautiful, and then there was a reception back in their courtyard. Chuck and Sarah were dancing, and she was just about to tell him that she wasn't going to leave him, when Chuck's dad told them that the agent who had come to bring Bryce to the Intersect was not CIA. Because as it turns out, one of Casey's Marine buddies was a traitor. Not FULCRUM, but some other bad agency. So, even though his job as the Intersect was done, Chuck went with Sarah and Casey to find Bryce and stop the new enemy from getting the computer. Sarah and Casey got pinned down while fighting, but Chuck got to the Intersect room where Bryce was. He had been shot, and he died. As Chuck was about to destroy the computer, he thought back on what had happened to him since all this Intersect stuff had started and realized he wasn't a normal guy anymore. He uploaded the new program into his head and then sent a power surge through it. So when the bad guys finally got into the room, bringing Sarah and Casey in handcuffs, they were mad. But before they could hurt anyone. Chuck flashed. With Kung Fu skills. And he took every single one of the agents down. About 6 of them. Casey and Sarah looked on in shock. And when it was done, and Chuck saw what he had done, he said, "Guys, I know Kung Fu."

How I Met Your Mother- This has the been the season of pointlessness. Not that I haven't enjoyed most of it ("The Naked Man," "The Stinsons," "Murtaugh"). But, if you think about it, Lily and Marshall have had nothing important happen to them. Marshall has had a few amusing storylines at work. Ted has made
no progress whatsoever in his quest for "The Mother." He lost his job and opened his own architecture firm, but that's it. Barney has been the best character by far all year because we have gotten to see him deal with his love for Robin. The finale will certainly be some sort of big moment with the 2 of them, but I tell ya, I am going to be very frustrated if we don't have a Ted revelation, too.

Heroes- Volume 4, "Fugitives," came to a close this week. Nathan and Peter fought Sylar. Nathan got his throat cut. But then HRG and Mama Petrelli devised a plan- Matt Parkman could alter Sylar's mind to erase Gabriel and replace him with Nathan's memories, personality, etc. I am intrigued to see the ramifications of this in Volume 5, "Redemption." Parkman had serious reservations about doing that. Now will he return to Janice and his baby racked with guilt over using his powers to do something so manipulative? And some remnants of Sylar surely remain within Nathan (I was relieved to hear that Zachary Quinto was not leaving the show). And now there is a new Company, which, in the spirit of the original group, will work to hide the truth about people with abilities. Hiro and Ando (or, "The Crimson Arc,"
as he wants to be called) are returning to Japan. It seems like everyone- Claire, Peter, Mohinder, and the rest- are going to try to return to a normal life. But I think after everything they've been through this season, they will be there for each other when danger inevitably comes knocking again.

Castle- More than I ever thought I would, I am loving this show. I knew I might keep watching it for Nathan Fillion and justify it to myself, but I honestly expected it to be pointless and cheesy. But it has packed an emotional punch. The cases are unusual and interesting. And character development has actually been a priority! Castle and Beckett's relationship as partners has grown, much to her chagrin. I loved seeing her confide in him about her mother's death when she was younger, and how the person who did it was never caught. Then later, he secretly started studying the case file. My favorite episode was called "Home Is Where the Heart Stops," in which a wealthy NY society woman is killed for her jewelry and then stuffed inside her safe. Castle took Beckett to a benefit so that they could look for suspects (they both looked ah-mazing, he wore a tux and she wore a dress he sent to her with a card that read, "Bippity boppity boo" hahahaha). And then when they figured out who the murderer was and went to arrest him, Castle had to stay in the car (he played with the comm radio and pretended like he was a cop, "This dirtbag's all mine"--So cute!), and then the bad guy was trying to make a getaway and tried to steal the car. Castle wrestled around with him, got punched in the eye, and then Beckett took him down. "Go ahead, I need the practice." ABC must renew this show!!

Rescue Me- Usually about 5 or 6 episodes in to a new season of Rescue Me, I have to stop watching for a while and then catch up later because the level of testosterone becomes a little too much for me to handle. You'd think I would be de-sensitized by now, but it is still jarring to me to hear those firehouse conversations. Season 5 has been easier for me to manage. Mike, Sean, and Franco are opening a bar together with Mike's inheritance money. Tommy passed his psychiatric review because the doctor wanted revenge on the chief, who is a total jerk. Janet is dating a wheelchair-bound man named Dwight (played by Michael J. Fox), and his conversations with Tommy have been hysterical. They almost came to blows at one point, until Tommy realized what his condition was. Colleen is dating Black Shawn, who took a while to work up the courage to tell Tommy. Shortly thereafter, Tommy had a conversation with his eldest daughter about the importance of "test driving" a car before you buy it. I went into a slight state of shock when I tried to imagine my own dad having that conversation with me. One storyline that has been driving this season has been the presence of a French reporter. She is writing a coffee table book on 9/11, and her conversations with each of the guys has been very revealing. Lou, Franco, Tommy, Mike, the Chief- they all present unique perspectives on the event, and, ultimately, I think that's what Rescue Me is about.

LOST- Ever since that most wonderful of episodes, "316," the Losties have been in 2 separate times.
2007: The Ajira flight crashed on Hydra island. Ben, Locke, and Sun returned to the main island. Resurrected Locke has some inexplicable new knowledge about his destiny and the island. Sun is following him because she wants to find Jin. Ben is following him because... well, who knows what Ben is up to. He went to face judgment with Smokey and was allowed to live. But Alex appeared to him and said that had to go with Locke and do whatever he said. Frank is still with the survivors from the plane. But that group has plans of their own. They've got guns, and they are taking over. "What lies in the shadow of the statue?" Creepy...
1977: Jack, Kate, and Hurley are the new Dharma recruits. Sawyer, Juliet, Miles, and Jin have adapted pretty well to their new life, but their peaceful existence is over. After Kate and Sawyer took Young Ben to the Hostiles, one of the security guys saw the video and was going to turn them in when Sawyer knocked him out and tied him up in the closet. Fans had their suspicions confirmed in the episode, "Some Like It Hoth," when Miles told Hurley that Dr. Chang was his dad. We got a glimpse of the Swan station being constructed. Then came the episode, "The Variable," which set into motion the chaos that will carry through until the finale in 2 weeks. Daniel Faraday returned from doing research in Ann Arbor. He told Jack that his mother (Ms. Hawking) had been wrong. Their destiny was not to return to the island. He made Miles take him to the Orchid station, where he tried to tell Dr. Chang that he had to evacuate everyone from the island. He told him that he was from the future and that Miles was his son. Then, he got Kate and Jack to take him to the Hostiles so that he could speak to his mother. Meanwhile, Sawyer knew that their time in Dharmaville was over. He, Juliet, Miles, and Hurley packed up their stuff to leave, but their actions had already been discovered and they were caught before they could get away. We saw Daniel explain to Jack and Kate that maybe the future can be changed, that free will makes it possible to alter destiny, and that maybe if they could negate the electromagnetic energy in the Swan station then Oceanic flight 815 would never crash on the island. Then Daniel walked into the camp of the Others, pointed his gun at Richard Alpert, and demanded to speak to Eloise. She shot him. He looked up into her eyes and said, "You knew this would happen and you sent me here anyway." So in the flashbacks, we had seen a mother pushing her son to use his mind to do extraordinary things, never allowing him to lose focus. There was inner conflict etched into her face. She already knew what had happened in her past, in Daniel's future. She would kill her own son. But his revelation about "the variables" being able to change all the laws of quantum mechanics that he had believed for so long meant that the elderly Ms. Hawking, the one in the present day, no longer knew what would happen. Her son had set so many things moving, allowing change to occur, that the future was now unclear to her. Oh yeah, and Charles Widmore is Daniel's father. Doc Jensen talks in his columns about how Season 4 mirrored Season 3, Season 5 mirrors Season 2, and Season 6 will mirror Season 1. I think his theory may be right: I think when time changes, 815 will still crash on the Island, and they will all be right back where they started. Maybe even in the exact way that Doc predicts, with Charlie saying, "Guys, where are we?" Oh my gosh, if Dominic Monaghan came back, I would be so excited. Another theory that I think will be correct (this one from my dear friend Will): the "Adam and Eve" skeletons in the cave, lying next to the black and white marbles, will be Rose and Bernard. They must have gone back to the 1970s, too, because of all the flashes, and then they just made a life for themselves in the jungle. After the finale, when I have had some time to think about everything and what the implications will be in the last season, I'm going to post a summation of my own theories (before I read Doc's). It will be fun to have them recorded, and then next year be able to come back to them and see when I'm right (but probably more often, how very wrong I am).

Bones- There have been lots of new Bones episodes over the last few weeks, and that has suited me just fine. Stand-outs were the episode with a murder in the world of death metal. Stephen Fry returned as Dr. Gordon Wyatt, offering insights to Sweets on his book and on Booth and Brennan, and to Booth and Brennan on Dr. Sweets. They really have become like his family, and I think that's awesome. Also, the episode with the murder of a Japanese girl who turned out to be the sister of one of Booth's detective friends. Brennan has been making an effort to be better at understanding people, better at empathizing with them, and better at realizing what she wants to change about her own life. And not that it had any really important insights, but the episode in which they went to the funeral of a man who had worked at the Jeffersonian led them to investigate his murder. By stealing his body from the coffin. It was like a slapstick comedy, reminiscent of Bringing Up Baby or something. Other significant happenings: Cam adopted a teenage girl. The girl's father was murdered, and Cam had once lived with him and been like a mother to the girl when she was about 6-yrs. old. Angela and Roxie broke up, and per Sweets' recommendation, she is trying celibacy for a while to learn how to connect to people on a deeper level. Coming up in the last few episodes: Brennan asks Booth to father her child. Whoa. And the finale is going to be awesome, and I can't wait to see Zach and Brennan's dad again!!!

The Office- I have loved the last several episodes. They have been hilarious as usual, but they have also been steadily moving the plot along. Michael quit at Dunder-Miflin because he could not adjust to Charles Miner's management style. In a very Jerry Maguire moment, Pam left with him because she could not stay in a job that bored her so much and filled her life with no meaning or inspiration. Ryan joined them, and they became "The Michael Scott Paper Company." Their office was in a storage closet down the hall from Dunder-Miflin. The 3 of them had a grand old time, throwing cheese puffs into each other's mouths, making 5 am deliveries, stealing clients from their former co-workers. And Dunder-Miflin was feeling the loss of business. David Wallace came down from corporate to visit and decided that the best option was to buy Michael's company. Instead, Michael, Pam, and Ryan decided that they wanted to return to their old jobs, except with Pam as a salesman instead of a receptionist. I expected everyone to be happy that Michael was back. Except, of course, Kelly and Angela who fought for Charles' attentions. Stanley wouldn't be forced to stop working on his crossword puzzles and be assigned the role of "Productivity Czar." Jim would no longer be treated like an idiot. I didn't know how Dwight would react because his loyalty transferred to Charles, and he and Michael entered a very competitive mindset with each other. But in this week's episode, "Casual Friday," Andy, Stanley, Phyllis, and Dwight were demanding their clients back. They felt like Michael had betrayed them, telling them that they were all a family and then when he left, hurting their work. And Michael was upsetting everyone by favoring Pam and Ryan, acting like they were an exclusive group and creating a photo collage of "Memories." I liked everyone being back together again. And I liked that everyone had their own moments of brilliance, with some of the focus returning to Toby, Creed, Meredith, etc. So I look forward to seeing what the rest of the season has in store, especially knowing that one of those things will be the return of Holly.

Grey's Anatomy- After almost strangling Cristina in bed, Owen is in therapy to help him deal with his Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. Thatcher came back, and Lexie got to introduce Mark to him. Bailey is still working towards a fellowship in Pediatrics. Alex is being very sweet taking care of Izzie. George, with encouragement from Owen, is starting to focus on trauma surgery. Derek proposed to Meredith in the elevator. Izzie has been planning the wedding to keep her mind off her cancer treatment. She's going a little crazy, but she keeps playing the "Cancer Card" to get everyone to do what she wants. There was a scene a couple weeks ago that I laughed so hard, I had to pause the television until I could pull myself together. Meredith was talking to Derek about how all the dresses Izzie was making her try on were ridiculous, and if they didn't do something about it, Derek would be wearing a morning coat and she would be "walking down the aisle to 'Wind Beneath My Freakin' Wings.' " So Derek went into talk to Izzie, she broke down crying, he came out with a serious look on his face and said to Meredith, "Apparently a morning coat is non-negotiable. And we need to make time to take ballroom dance lessons." Next week will be the 100th episode. Denny will be back, and Jeffrey Dean Morgan said in an interview that he believes it is for the last time.

Dollhouse- The anticipation has been building for us to finally meet Alpha. The last 2 episodes are going to be LEGEN- -wait for it--DARY. Ballard has been suspended from duty, but he is still searching for the Dollhouse, guided by someone on the inside (Alpha?) who has sent him messages via Echo one time and November one time. I still can't get over the Mellie-being-a-sleeper-active thing! Dominic was revealed to be an NSA agent. They sent him to "the attic," which was truly disturbing to see. Boyd has replaced him as Head of Security, but he has had a difficult time letting go of Echo. He still wants to protect her. She has a new handler now, but I want to see her interact with Boyd. Even though she has been re-programmed, I believe she will innately trust him. I like how Adelle has started showing some more of her humanity. The episode in which she and Topher were affected by a drug and displayed "Band Candy"-esque teenage behavior was very funny. And then we discovered that it was, in fact, she who continued to use the services of Victor for the "Miss Lonely Hearts" mission under the guise of being an old lady in need of some cougar lovin'. But we saw Victor become "Roger," a dapper young British fellow who gave Adelle a chance for emotional escape. I felt sorry for her. Also, I would like to see more of Dr. Saunders- what happened to her and what's going on inside her head.

I also want to say a word (or several words) about the possible cancellations of Chuck andDollhouse. Obviously, I'm worried about them, but I truly feel optimistic. With Pushing Daisies, I knew it would get cut. Same with Veronica Mars. I think my hope is justified for Chuck and Dollhouse. The campaign to save Chuck has been so well-organized and passionate that I think NBC can't possibly ignore it. And I did my part to join the effort: bought the Season 1 DVD's; let a friend borrow them so that she could get hooked (which, of course, she did); wrote about the show on my blog/Facebook/Twitter; watched new episodes when they aired on Monday nights; re-watched episodes on NBC.com; and went to Subway on finale day and bought a $5 footlong- all to save my favorite geek. Yes, NBC already deserves some credit for keeping Friday Night Lights alive despite the small ratings. But, seriously, Chuck HAS to get a 3rd season. The season finale this week was so freakin' amazing and opened up possibilities that I could not be more excited to see play out. I read an interview with Josh Schwartz in which he talked about the amount of support he has been getting from the network, so I am liking Chuck's chances. And Dollhouse's, too. Okay, here is where I am in the minority. My favorite writer at EW, Doc Jensen, says Dollhouse has "very long odds against it." Ken Tucker said that the most recent episode "felt as though the show was presiding over its own funeral. It gets better week after week, while there seems less and less hope of it surviving." Michael Ausiello wrote in AA that, "as far as a second season goes, I don't have any solid evidence to back this up (aside from those anemic ratings), but I'd say it's a long shot." None of the peeps I read have agreed with me. But, for some reason, I think Dollhouse will get a second season. Maybe not another one after that, but at least one more. What basis do I have for saying this, besides a feeling? Well, look at the show's origins: FOX made a contract with Eliza Dushku because they wanted her to do some projects for them. Eliza was able to pull Joss Whedon in to helm the show. The same Joss Whedon with a still-painful history with FOX (*tear* Firefly). The same Joss Whedon with one of the most loyal, obsessive fan bases in television- and I'm not just saying that because I'm one of them. So the fact that he was willing to work with FOX again indicates that they do have an interest in his particular brand of creativity and serialized storytelling. There must be some sort of mutual respect going on behind the scenes between Whedon and the network execs. Deciding after only 13 episodes to dismiss this show, which has only begun to develop into the potentially mind-blowing awesomeness that it could be is just foolish!! I know, I know, this is the same network of American Idol, Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?, Don't Forget the Lyrics, 'Til Death, and other shows that make me cringe to think about (Moment of Truth, anyone?). But, FOX is also the network of Bones, House, and Fringe. So that's the best that I can explain my optimism. All that being said, I know that business sometimes gets in the way. I will be absolutely devastated to lose either one of these.

Friday, February 13, 2009

A Brief History of EVERYTHING (By which I mean, the last few weeks)

Okay, so this was a super stressful week of classes, and more is still to come next week. That means that today and tomorrow are all about giving the ol' brain a little downtime. But I have a lot of catching up to do on my blog. My solution: delivering my thoughts to you in incomplete sentences, which is probably not what my shows deserve because they have been stellar the past few weeks. Props.

In alphabetical order so as not to show favorites (even though LOST is by far my #1)-
Battlestar Galactica-
Frakking with my mind. 2 intense weeks in a row when Gaeta (whom I loathe with every ounce of my being) staged a takeover of Galactica with the help of Tom Zarek. Things starting to slow back down as we learn more about the history of the "Final Five" Cylons. This past episode was all about the background that, having been revealed, brings the entire series into a new clarity. The EW recap by resident BSG expert Marc Bernadin sums it up perfectly:
"It was as if some hidden vault of information opened up in front of me, kind of like the Ark of the Covenant, and by the end of the hour, it melted my face off... And there were so many little touches. Anders' pre-op ramblings ('All the forgotten faces, all the forgotten children, we speak a forgotten language. The mind is its own place. The Hell of Heaven.'); Ellen the Machine Goddess offering Boomer the apple of knowledge; Roslin passing the mantle of leadership to Lee; Tigh laying his head on Caprica-Six's swelling belly. At the end of the day, you know why I loved this episode so much? Because I earned it. We all did. All of us who've been watching, faithfully, from the very beginning. It was like finally getting to the 'mystery solved' speech in a Sherlock Holmes yarn. We've put in the time, and now here's our reward. Now we know the truth behind the Cylons but knowing is half the battle."

Bones-
Follow-up to Season 2 milestone, "Aliens in a Spaceship." Booth escaped with the help of a ghost, a young soldier he fought alongside. Bones swooped in to save him. Creepy Gravedigger (turned out to be a woman, who saw that coming?) taken down with the help of Little Booth, Jared. Not as emotionally gripping as its predecessor but still great. Nothing beats the beginning of Angela-Hodgins love. Or the Booth-running-and-digging-Bones-out-of-the-dirt scene.

Burn Notice- Moving kinda slowly right now. Not that I have a problem with that because there is lots of Michael-Fiona cuteness. I am looking forward to some intense action going down between Michael and Carla soon. And I read something about finally finding out WHO burned him?

Chuck-
Post-Super Bowl episode in 3D. Except only barely so as not to exclude people without 3D glasses. Kind of a disappointment on that front. Awesome on the guest star front, though. Dominic Monaghan as a rock star being hunted by terrorists.

The Closer- Wedding of Brenda and Fritz happening soon. Lots of good episodes since it came back in January. Sanchez dealing with the fallout of his gunshot wound. Provenza being his awesome self. Last week had another Billy Kroelig-type creepy bad guy who got away with multiple rapes and a murder. Gives me chills but hope to see him again. Next week has Amy Sedaris as Fritz's sister.... Sweet!

Desperate Housewives-
Eh. Lynette continues to wear me down with her dismal storyline. Bree has nothing interesting going on. Gaby is trying to get her old self back- complete with excessive amounts of money and a hot body- but realizing that she should leave some of her less attractive former personality traits behind (we'll see how long that lasts). Susan is ridiculous. She doesn't deserve to get Mike back. Dave's masterplan seems to be at a standstill.

Friday Night Lights-
The DirecTV run ended, leaving us with no assurance that there would be a Season 4. If there isn't my heart will be broken, especially since Season 3 was spectacular in every way. Perfect exits for Street and Smash. Matt/Julie and Tyra/Landry reunited.
Life wasn't all happiness, though because JD's father was the worst kind of scum and got Coach Taylor fired. The Dillon school board offered him the position at the about-to-reopen East Dillon as the Head Coach of the Lions. Whoa. Switching my loyalties away from the Panthers will be a difficult adjustment, for me and all the characters on the show. Which is why there needs to be a Season 4 so that we can see what happens next.

Grey's Anatomy-
Lots of dramatic buildup to a Meredith-Derek proposal. Private Practice crossover didn't do much for me because I hadn't been watching Private Practice and neither knew nor cared who Archer was. Mark has definitely become a better man thanks to Lexie's influence, and their flirting is adorable. Owen-Cristina interactions have me hooked. Don't care about anybody else.

Heroes-
My once-great love for Nathan and HRG has disappeared almost entirely. Hoping some hidden layers are there that I don't see. Sylar as a mentor to a young boy is twisted but fascinating. Rest of the heroes are having to band together to hide from the Hunter/stop Nathan from this hypocritical persecution.

How I Met Your Mother-
Has lost a little of its magic from previous seasons. I might retract my judgment in retrospect, but I'm just not enjoying these episodes as much as I used to. Funny aspects remain (almost all revolving around Barney), but not with the same mixture of humor and sweetness.

LOST-
People on the island- Sawyer, Juliet, Daniel, Charlotte, Miles, and Locke- have been flashing through time. Good opportunities for us to learn more about the island's history as we have seen the period when the Dharma Initiative was active. Returned to events we have already witnessed- Claire giving birth to Aaron; pillar of black smoke. Desmond working in the hatch.
Rousseau arriving with her team, pregnant with Alex. Jin came back after floating in the water on a piece of wreckage. Charlotte died from time-travel sickness. Desmond and Penny are married and living on a boat with their son, whom they named Charlie (*tear*). Faraday came to Desmond in the hatch and told him that the on-island people needed his help. In the present-day, Desmond woke up and remembered that it had happened all those years before. Now looking for Daniel's mother=Mrs. Hawking=First name, Eloise, so potentially the same person as the young Ellie who is part of Richard Alpert's band of "hostiles" (along with a young Charles Widmore). Ben trying to get the Oceanic Six back to the island. What he will gain from getting them back, I don't know... Jack is fully on-board because he has finally come to accept that his destiny lies on the Island. Kate is angry. She wants to keep Aaron away, but she should come around soon because she will follow Jack to the end of the world. Sun is willing to go back because Ben gave her proof that Jin is still alive (How will Jin react when his wife brings his baby girl, Ji-Yeon, to that place?). Hurley is in prison. Sayid is the biggest holdout because he resents Ben for making him kill people. I can't wait to see the reunion between the 2 groups.

The Office-
Post-Super Bowl episode, "Stress Relief," definitely full of moments of high hilarity. Overall, not the greatest episode ever (I still argue that "Money" has been the only hour-long to successfully maintain a great story that is consistently funny). Favorite parts were with Andy, thinking that Pam & Jim were really insightful about the movie they were all watching together, even though they were talking about something completely different. 2-part episode, "Lecture Circuit," was awkwardly wonderful. Michael and Pam traveling to other Dunder-Miflin branches. The hope of a Holly Flax reappearance was dangled and then snatched away. Soon, my friends. Soon. Back in the Scranton office, Jim and Dwight trying to function as the party planning committee. Angela licked her cat.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

The Joy of the Season: How I Met Your Mother, Dexter, and other stuff

Happy Christmas Eve! I have been taking this time during the hiatus to: 1 watch a new show (and hopefully another guilt-free one before I return to school/have classes that give me work that I will probably not do anyways because I am always watching television), and 2- prepare for the inevitable emotional toll that Season 5 of LOST and Season 4.5 of Battlestar Galactica will take on me. Based on the way things were left in my other shows, here's what I'm anticipating the most:1) Pushing Daisies- There are only 3 episodes left, and rumor has it that they will all be aired back- to-back one night in January. And instead of the original cliffhanger ending for the final episode, Bryan Fuller did some reshoots and work in post-production to make a satisfying conclusion. Thanks, dude!
2) Friday Night Lights- NBC did not order more than 13 episodes for Season 3. This means there are 2 more to air on DirecTV in January, and then the entire season will be replayed on NBC. We are in the same position as we were last year- we really don't know whether NBC will pick it up for Season 4. DirecTV is happy with the way it performed for them this Fall, but who knows what NBC thinks about it. Their decision is supposed to be announced in mid-January. In the meantime, I am trying not to worry and enjoy the end to this wonderful season, in which the Dillon Panthers are heading to state, Billy Riggins and Mindy Collette are getting married, and the future of all the characters will be revealed (colleges, relationships, etc.). Texas forever.
3) The Office- When will Andy find out the truth that Phyllis revealed to the office at the Moroccan Christmas party? When will Jim and Pam finally get married? What will stand in Angela's way of getting an annulment from Dwight? These are the questions that I have. Mostly I'm just excited for the hour-long, post-Super Bowl, Jack Black-filled episode that promises to be an Office masterpiece.
4) Chuck- Fulcrum continues to hunt for the Intersect. They arranged an elaborate scheme in the Christmas episode to find out about Chuck. And he found out just how far Sarah would go to protect him. It obviously scared him, but I think it will be an important part of their future development. I am looking forward to the Ellie-Awesome wedding (which I am sure will bring the return of Bruce Boxleitnere and more Scarecrow and Mrs. King nostalgia for me), and to as much John Casey as I can get.
5) Desperate Housewives- Even though we are no longer wondering why Dave Williams is on Wisteria Lane (his wife and daughter were killed in the car accident that led to Mike and Susan's divorce), I can't wait to see how his plan unfolds. He is clearly intending to make Mike feel the same pain that he did, which puts Susan and M.J. in certain danger, but I am more interested in the implications this will have for Mike and Susan's future. Seeing them hold hands at the bowling alley, I couldn't help but realize that I still care about their crazy rollercoaster of a relationship over this show's 5 seasons. Bree and Edie are on the backburner right now. Lynette's got a pretty intense storyline at present, but it doesn't intrigue me in the slightest (I think it's the consequence of the ridiculous extremes to which her character has been taken. They've completely lost the nuanced mix of humor and tragedy that she had in Season 1, which is an unfortunate waste of Felicity Huffman's talents). Carlos' sight has been restored which promises to create a lot of interesting situations for him and Gaby.
6) Bones- The first half of Season 4 went out with a dud that didn't really leave one pondering and craving the show over the month-long break. I'm absolutely positive, however, that it will hit its stride soon. I read that the Gravedigger will resurface soon. And this is the preview for the next episode, airing January 15th: "The death of female conjoined twins who worked in the circus is investigated. The investigation leads Brennan and Booth to go undercover as a Canadian knife-throwing act, and also causes Booth to come face-to-face with a clown." That just makes me smile :)
7) Heroes- I'm kind of confused as to how I feel about Heroes right now. This ambiguity, of course, keeps me curious enough to tune in every week, but there are times when I feel like I might abandon it for good. Some episodes are really great ("The Butterfly Effect," "Dying of the Light") and I get excited and think the show is back to Season 1-caliber, and then something happens that just ruins everything (e.g. Nathan suddenly becoming a bad guy who has turned on Peter and Claire and everyone; Hiro losing his awesome control of space and time; Sylar displaying hidden layers to his character and then becoming completely 1-dimensional again and killing Kristen Bell!). Good news: I haven't given up yet, so I remain hopeful. Especially with the confirmation that Bryan Fuller will be moving from my darling Pushing Daisies back to the Heroes writing team. Character development, here we come!

Quick news:
-This Fall, I said farewell to Gossip Girl and Private Practice. Sure, I sometimes have pangs of missing Chuck Bass and Tim Daly. But I think, ultimately, I'm better off for keeping my standards high. This is not to say I think people who do watch those shows have low standards. That would be hypocritical of me, considering I did watch many episodes of both. I just can't be a good, critical tv-watcher when I watch shows like LOST right after I've finished an episode of Private Practice.
-I got behind on Life on Mars, but hearing that the show has continued to gather momentum is motivating me to catch up.
-Brothers & Sisters has sort of fallen to the wayside. I've watched a few episodes without being impressed by what has happened this season. This is not to say I have abandoned it completely- I will read recaps and watch those episodes that seem compelling. I will say this: Steven Weber came back for 1 episode and his chemistry with Rachel Griffiths could not be any hotter. The executive producers should seriously consider making him a recurring character again.

Dexter Season 3- Dexter's relationship with Miguel Prado came to a head when both men had exhausted every possible option to gain control over the other. Our serial killer champion had the benefit of experience after years of living by a code and always accomplishing his goals, in spite of Miguel's power in society as the Assistant District Attorney. In the second to last episode, Dexter understood that Miguel fit into Harry's Code because he had killed an innocent person and would probably do it again if he had the chance. So, he choked the life out of his former friend, whose dying words were: "This isn't over." The truth was that it basically was over. The final episode saw Deb finally receive her much-deserved Detective shield and the last-minute details of Dexter and Rita's wedding fall into place. The only lingering problem that Miguel posed for Dexter was when George King kidnapped him and tried to skin him for information about Freebo's whereabouts. That lasted about 4 minutes before Dexter escaped and broke King's neck. Then, the wedding, and happily ever after! Some people in the online community were disappointed by the normalcy of the finale, but I can appreciate some normalcy after the intensity of this season. Besides which, it was an unexpected way to end things, and to be surprised is what I always expect from this show (if that oxymoron makes sense). And Season 4 will be father time for Dex. Killing people + babies = only awesome on Dexter.

Lastly, a few words on my new acquisition: How I Met Your Mother. By some unique formula, this show manages to be a hilarious sitcom all about friends living in New York (not unique), in addition to a fun and mysterious puzzle that is slowly pieced together (very unique). A father in the year 2030 is telling his 2 kids all about what his life was like as he became the person who married their mother and had them. The main character is Ted, played by Josh Radnor, who I had never even heard of before. I truly do like him, but I must admit that my heart was stolen
by Alyson Hannigan's Lily, Jason Segel's Marshall, and especially Neil Patrick Harris' Barney. He has taught his friends so much about the importance of suiting up, the art of being a wingman, and how to make things legen...wait for it...dary!
My favorite episodes:
1) "Swarley"
Season 2, Episode 7- Barney gets a new name and the gang has lots of fun with it. "Hey, there's a call for Swarls Barkley."
2) "Slapsgiving"
Season 3, Episode 9- Slap #3, my personal favorite, because it is followed by a special song to commemorate the occasion.
3) "World's Greatest Couple"
Season 2, Episode 5- Barney lets Lily stay in his apartment and finds that a fake wife is good for getting rid of one-night stands. Marshall adjusts to single life in a couples-oriented world by going to brunch and the theatre with one of his guy friends.
4) "Slap Bet"
Season 2, Episode 9- We learn about Robin's secret past as a teenage Canadian popstar, and the slap bet begins.
5) "How I Met Everyone Else"
Season 3, Episode 5- Ted's crazy new girlfriend, and reminiscing about the first time they all met.
6) "Intervention"
Season 4, Episode 4- The group decides they should hold lots of interventions because they are so good at them- to get Lily to stop using a fake British accent, to get Ted to stop pronouncing words strangely, to get Barney to stop doing magic tricks, and then an intervention to stop doing interventions.
7) "The Bracket"
Season 3, Episode 14- A review of all the women Barney has slept with and who would have the greatest reason for hating him.
8) "Showdown"
Season 2, Episode 20- Barney goes on The Price Is Right because his mother told him when he was young that Bob Barker was his dad. Lily and Marshall try spending their nights apart before the wedding, but they end up sneaking to a hotel to spoon because they miss each other so much.
9) "The Return of the Shirt"
Season 1, Episode 4- Ted thinks he ought to try again with one of his old girlfriends, but he realizes she's not the One. So he breaks up with her on her birthday. For the second time. Barney gives Robin money to make a fool of herself on the air when she's reporting stories on the news.
10) "The Limo"
Season 1, Episode 11- Ted tries to plan the perfect New Years Eve. A line-up of 5 parties, and meeting not-Moby.



Scene from the end of "Slapsgiving"


Robin Sparkles' hit song

Thursday, November 27, 2008

An Update on the Frenzy That Is November Sweeps

Happy Thanksgiving, all! As always, I am incredibly thankful for my television shows and how they continue to bring such great joy to my life. Everything has started to wind down as the end of November draws near. Sweeps have been going on for the past few weeks, which has meant more pivotal storylines, and now the shows are in the process of airing their last episodes until January- the month which will signal not only the return of all of these Fall shows, but also the premieres of Season 5 of LOST, Season 4.5 of Battlestar Galactica, Season 7 of 24 (I remain hopeful for the upcoming season, especially based on this exciting promo, but Jack Bauer could be decidedly less badass after the disaster that was Season 6), and Season 1 of Dollhouse.

Friday Night Lights concluded with Episode 8, "New York, New York," in which Riggins took Jason Street to New York so that he could try to find a job as a sports agent and reunite with his son and girlfriend. Knowing that his "6," his best friend in the world, was leaving Dillon for a new life brought tears to Tim's eyes, which brought tears to mine. Jason's last words to him: "Texas forever." The same words Tim said to him back in Season 1, Episode 1, back when all that mattered was football. Things have changed so much, bringing us to these young men- one of whom has become a fully functioning paralytic with a baby boy and woman he wants to spend the rest of his life with, and the other of whom who is in his first mature relationship with a girl he loves and has colleges trying to recruit him. I am very much looking forward to seeing what the future holds for the Panthers
when FNL comes back in January.

Also finished is Bones, which ended on a not-very-spectacular note, with the episode, "The Bone That Blew." Even though the murder case was unremarkable, it was nice to see Ryan O'Neal again, who Dr. Saroyan hired to be a
science teacher for kids at the Jeffersonian. Bones came up with many reasons why she wanted him to be fired (which Sweets tried to psycho-analyze, of course), but when it came down to it, she said he could stay because she could see how much it mattered to Booth that Parker have smart people around him who could inspire him to learn things.



Heroes has had a run of very good episodes. We've had glimpses into the past, especially the Petrelli family. Sylar has quickly become the coolest character. He and Elle make for a fun team to watch. Hiro and Ando are using the wisdom of comic books to help them on their quest. Peter and Nathan have gone off to find the Haitian, who might be the only person with the power to stop Arthur Petrelli from taking over the world with the power serum that he has acquired. Except the eclipse has taken everyone's powers away, which has had the greatest effect on Claire, who was shot by Elle and is feeling pain that she never thought she would have again. So you know HRG is out for revenge on Sylar and his electric lady friend.



Chuck has been causing me no small amount of anxiety over my favorite geek and the return of his former girlfriend, Jill (played by Jordana Brewster). How quickly he forgot about his love for Sarah! But, of course, Jill turned out to be evil, Chuck realized that his trust was misplaced, and now things are back to fake-relationship normal. Next week, we meet Captain Awesome's parents, and I recently discovered that his father is played by Bruce Boxleitner! Lee Stetson, formerly of Scarecrow and Mrs. King, my first tv love.

Desperate Housewives went with their token, seasonal disaster. A fire, oh no! The only thing valuable that we learned from that was that Dave Williams' plan involves Mike. Revenge about something related to his time in prison, perhaps. Susan is back with Jackson, which I'm really curious about because of the aforementioned Gale Harold accident. Katherine is sleeping with Mike, which I think is lame because, as Bree perfectly put it, women don't do that to each other. Gaby has been dealing with a rich old lady who wants to control the Solis family with her money. I saw a preview in which a doctor told Carlos that his sight may be restored and Gaby doesn't want him to open his eyes and see her diminished attractiveness, which I am very intrigued to see.

Dexter rocked my world with this past episode. I thought I had pegged Miguel Prado (Jimmy Smits), and then I had the rug pulled out from under me. Dexter feels very betrayed, which cannot end well for the instigator of that betrayal... The wedding is fast approaching. Deb has been working tirelessly on the Skinner case was driven to solve it out of desperation when her new boyfriend, Anton, was taken and about to be killed. Do I see a shield coming her way? Harry has become incorporated into the story in a new way- Dexter no longer remembers the lessons of his father in flashback form, he envisions him in fantasy form as a sounding board for ideas in his head.

The Office. Pam is back so she and Jim can have happy in-love moments again. That's the only thing important to mention.

Grey's Anatomy has understandably been weirding people out with its Izzie-Denny love story. I am slightly ashamed to say that I have enjoyed it, but I admit that I'll take Jeffrey Dean Morgan in whatever way I can get him. There was some drama with the interns performing surgeries on each other to learn the procedures. Cristina and Dr. Hunt are slowly but sweetly being drawn together.

And, finally, I'd like to take this opportunity to honor Pushing Daisies, which is definitely at an end. Such a beautiful, heartfelt little show that presented love in a unique way that will never be replicated. I will miss the Private Investigator and Digby and adorable Olive Snook, but most of all I will miss the Piemaker and the way he loved the girl named Chuck. I hear the 13th and final episode concludes with frustrating ambiguity, but thanks to showrunner Bryan Fuller, we have the reassurance of satisfaction with a possible comic book series and feature film.


I'm not quite sure what my next tv plans are. Obviously I'll watch the last episodes of everything before the December break kicks in fully. I'm sure I will watch 1 or 2 new shows. Most likely The Wire and something else. My sister is pushing me to watch True Blood, but I don't know if I can resist comparing it to my already beloved vampire show. We'll see. 'Tis the season, for enjoying new television shows and all sorts of wonderful things.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

The ULTIMATE Post, Part 1

Hello, wonderful readers! It has been exactly 1 week since I returned from my European adventure. I feel well-rested after 3 months of exhaustion (totally worth it, though). In addition to lots of sleep, I have been steadily making my way through all the television that I missed while I was gone. I finished with all my shows a couple days ago and have since turned my attention to the new Fall shows that I have heard good things about. Almost done with those, so that post will come soon. By the time Sunday night rolls around, I will be just like every other tv-viewer again: watching shows one episode at a time and having to wait an entire week before the stories continue. To tell you the truth, I'm looking forward to it. It gives structure and normality to my life to be back on my tv schedule. I'm not even kidding, most of the time when I was traveling in Europe, I didn't even know what day it was.So here begins my quick (but remarkably thorough and poignant, of course!) recap of everything that went down over the past 3 months.

The Closer- This show has really started gaining in popularity and critical acclaim. It is for this reason, I'm sure, that the network ordered a bigger season and decided to split it into 2 halves of 10 episodes each. What they had been doing since Season 2 was showing 13 episodes in the Summer and then a 2-hour special finale in December. I loved this setup and thought it
worked really well. This new arrangement, though, means that we get more episodes, which can only be a good thing. So the first part of Season 4 aired from July to September. I would say that my favorite episodes were:
1) "Time Bomb," episode 10- They seriously stepped it up for the mid-season finale. The body of a teenager is found, which leads to the uncovering of a terrorist plot involving the dead boy and one of his friends at school. Brenda seems to have figured out everything, but as she is tying up a loose end, she realizes that a third boy was involved and that he was about to launch an attack on the mall. Her team goes into action to stop him, and Sanchez is shot while acting as a human shield for Lt. Provenza.
2) "Dial M for Provenza," episode 5- Lt. Provenza goes undercover and is hired by a woman (played by Jennifer Coolidge) to kill her husband. The evidence gets stolen, and hilarity ensues.
3) "Sudden Death," episode 7- Heartbreaking. Sanchez's younger brother is killed, so it becomes a very personal case that Brenda and the squad are determined to solve.
4) "Controlled Burn," episode 1- For the reasons that I mentioned in my previous post, mainly Jason O'Mara's return as Billy Kroelig.
5) "Split Ends," episode 8- The death of a hairdresser in Hollywood. I liked this one a lot because Brenda's parents were visiting, pressing Brenda and Fritz to set a date for the wedding and start having kids.

Mad Men- Season 2 presented interesting journeys for all the characters, and slowly but surely, the past was unraveled. We got to learned what Peggy went through in the hospital after she had her baby. We met another person connected to Don's former life as Dick Whitman. We saw some of what Betty's family life had been when she had to return home to see her father after he had a stroke. Pete's humanity was developed more, through his interactions with his wife, Trudy, and their attempts to get pregnant, as well as through his father's death in a plane crash (on an airline that Sterling Cooper represented). My favorite episodes:
1) "The Mountain King," episode 12- Don is AWOL from Sterling Cooper after his business trip to California. He stays there for a few weeks with an old friend, Anna Draper (the wife of the real Don Draper), remembering all the things he missed from his life and trying to decide what is most important when he returns to New York.
2) "Meditations in an Emergency," episode 13- Betty finds out that she's pregnant. Don finally comes home. Peggy tells Pete that he got her pregnant and that she gave the child up for adoption. The future of Sterling Cooper and its employees is uncertain after a merger.
3) "Six Month Leave," episode 9- Everyone is dealing with the news that Marilyn Monroe committed suicide. We see once again what kindred spirits Don and Peggy are.
-I thought this season was great, but I didn't love the first half of the season because Don's affair with Bobbie was very jarring for me. Don Draper is a fascinating man, but I like him the most when he's being honorable- which, to me, always seems to be when he's with his family- or when he's being brilliant- which happens when he's working on an ad campaign. I do not like him when he is having affairs.

Desperate Housewives-
The 5-year leap forward has created an abundance of material for them to address this year in Season 5, some of it good and some of it bad. I don't enjoy this season as much as I did Season 4, and certainly not as much as Season 1 (still one of the best stand-alone seasons of television that I've ever had the pleasure of watching). Nevertheless, I am invested enough in these characters' lives to continue watching, and I have found some of it to be very interesting. These are the current stories of each housewife:Susan- She and Mike are recently divorced. They broke up because, one night as they were driving to dinner for their anniversary, they got into a collision that killed the woman and child in the other car. Susan's guilt caused her and Mike to fight until they just couldn't be together anymore. Upset over the failure of her marriage to the man who was undoubtedly the love of her life, she began sleeping with the guy who was painting her house, Jackson (played by Gale Harold). At first, they both just wanted a physical relationship, but his feelings for her began to grow. When he broached the subject of his moving in, she refused. He realized that even though he loved her, she never wanted to be with him long-term, so he left. (This may or may not be the last we will see of Jackson, but it is for the time being because the actor was recently in a motorcycle accident and suffered severe injuries.) Meanwhile, Mike is still in the picture for M.J., his and Susan's adorable 5-year old son. In the last episode we saw, he began renting Mary Alice Young's old house right across the street from Susan so that he could be closer to his kid.
Bree- This woman has been through more than any of her friends, from Rex's death, to her alcoholism, to the terrible things her children have done. In flashbacks, we have seen that Orson went to prison for 3 years so Bree would forgive him for what he did to Mike. While he was gone, Danielle returned. She had gotten her life together and married a lawyer, and she took Benjamin away. Things really couldn't get worse for her. So, for some balance in Bree's life, Marc Cherry has improved her situation substantially. She runs a successful catering business with Katherine. She just released a cook book. Her son, Andrew, is working as her manager. Orson served his time in jail and has returned home. On the surface, everything seems to be great, but, up-close, her seemingly perfect life has many problems (Isn't that what this show is about, after all?). Her success has made her friends jealous. Katherine, in particular, resents her because they were supposed to be partners but Bree has gotten all the credit. Orson is mad that she didn't fight harder to keep Benjamin.
Lynette- Zzzzz. Oh, I'm sorry, what was I saying? Perhaps how bored I have been with
Lynette's story this season? Honestly, I don't understand how they could let Felicity Huffman go from having the best and most complicated arc in Season 1 that let her explore all the nuances of a "desperate housewife," to this snooze fest. Lynette's experiences in seasons 2-4 were intensely dramatic, bordering on ridiculous. Tom discovered that he had a daughter named Kayla from a one-night stand before they met. Kayla's mom died in a hostage situation at the local supermarket, during which Lynette was also shot, so Kayla had to come live with them. Kayla turned out to be a demon child that hated Lynette and pretended that she had been abused so that Lynette would get taken away. Tom decided to leave the advertising business and open a pizza parlor. Lynette quit her job, too, so she could help him run it. They hired a cook for the restaurant, and Lynette sort of fell in love with him. Lynette got cancer. A tornado demolished her house. It's just too much! But the alternative has been to make her story irrelevant. Oh no, her teenage sons get wild sometimes. Oh no, her husband is going through a mid-life crisis. Blah.
Gaby- And the winner of the "Housewife with the story I am not annoyed or bored with" award is...Gabrielle Solis! What a fantastic idea to take the stunningly beautiful woman who was all about the material things in life and to turn her into a mother, now too tired to worry about her appearance. We have gotten to see a whole new side of her, as she takes care of her 2 daughters and Carlos with more love than we knew she possessed. She hasn't completely changed, though. Upset that she was losing her social status, she and Carlos crashed a party at the country club. Bringing her blind husband in through the service entrance because she hadn't told him that they were not really invited, she wanted enough people to see her there so that they thought she was still somebody, but she stayed too long and Carlos was thrown out by security. We saw last week that Gaby's period was late. She was getting angry, and her daughter Juanita asked her why: "Mommy has a friend who visits her every month, and she's late. And that's bad because she's the one who assures me that you won't get a baby brother or sister. Mommy really misses her friend, and Mommy's going to be sad if she doesn't show up soon. Now go downstairs and play, Mommy has some praying to do." At the end of the episode, Carlos told her that he was hoping they would have a baby boy. After seeing how much Gaby has grown as a person, I hope that happens, too.
-Unfortunately, Nicollette Sheridan and Dana Delany have been vastly underused this season. Edie returned to Wisteria Lane after her expulsion 5 years ago because her new husband insisted that she mend her relationships with her former friends- and bringing her back seemed to be just an excuse to introduce him. This husband, Dave Williams (played by Neal McDonough), is our obligatory dose of creepy this season. All we know about him is that he recently got out of a mental institution because he has rage issues. He puts on the air of a very calm guy who wants to assist everyone on the road to self-improvement, but he has released his irrational anger a couple times. We don't know why he wants so badly to be on Wisteria Lane, but he has a plan that somehow involves being in a band with Tom and Mike. Katherine has not had anything to do this season except to resent Bree. It's so tragic- I want more Dana Delany!

Brothers & Sisters- I am sad to say that I have not been drawn in by Season 3. It's the kind of thing where I will watch it if I have time, but if I miss it, I probably will just read the recap the next day. Kitty and Robert are in the process of adopting a child. Justin and Rebecca are in the early stages of their relationship. Kevin has quit his job at his law firm because he wanted to make partner but his bosses were having issues
with the fact that he's gay. Sarah quit Ojai and is now adjusting to being a stay-at-home mom. Saul quit, too. The entire Walker family is curious about Ryan, but we haven't met him yet. (They're saving him for November sweeps, of course.) Whatever...

Dexter- The best aspect of this show is still (and will forever be) Michael C. Hall. Nobody except Dexter has anything particularly interesting
going on. Deb still wants to get her Detective badge. Some cop girl keeps trying to get her to spy on one of her fellow officers. She keeps denying that she will ever be a rat. Angel made Sergeant. Masuka wants more respect. Nothing of consequence for any of them, really. Dexter, on the other hand, is dealing with something huge- he's going to be a father. This took a long time for him to come to terms with. How could a man with no emotions help raise a child and teach him/her anything about life in this world? But he's sticking by Rita and preparing himself for the responsibility because, in spite of his sociopathic nature, he knows that he is not completely bad man. He would do anything for Rita and Cody and Astor and his future son or daughter. He even proposed to Rita and is getting ready to join his new family in a new house, knowing that he will have to sacrifice the freedom and independence he has always possessed. On the "Dark Passenger" side of things, Dexter accidentally killed a man in the premiere who got in the way of getting his intended victim. This man turned out to be Oscar Prado, the younger brother of Sheriff Ramon Prado and Assistant District Attorney Miguel Prado. Miguel (played by Jimmy Smits) has remarkably become the closest thing Dexter has ever had to a best friend. The crazy thing is that he understands who Dexter is- he does not know that Dexter killed his brother, but he knows that he brings bad people to justice- and believes that he is doing good. I wish that there were more interesting storylines for the supporting characters, but I guess you can't ask for everything.

Chuck- I am absolutely loving Season 2 of Chuck.
It is my probably my favorite show at the moment because, somehow, they have gotten me to the point where I am in love with every single character and care so much about what they are going through. All the episodes have been as enjoyable as the last, not to mention an impressive list of guest stars, from Nicole Ritchie and Ben Savage in "Chuck vs. the Cougars," to Michael Clarke Duncan in "Chuck vs. the First Date" and Michael Strahan of the NY Giants in "Chuck vs. the Break-Up." I don't know how long he will be staying for, but Tony Hale (Buster from Arrested Development) was introduced last week as the new Assistant Manager at the Buy More. He is hi-larious. If I had to pick, I would say my favorite episode thus far has been "Chuck vs. the Seduction," in which Melinda Clarke from The O.C. played a
woman called "The Black Widow," whom Chuck was supposed to seduce. A suave, older gentleman agent came in to help Chuck on his romance tactics. Everything this season has been building towards a way to get the Intersect out of Chuck's head, even though we know that once that happens, Casey has been assigned to kill Chuck because he knows too much of the government's secrets.
(In other Josh Schwartz news, I have abandoned his other show, the ever-trendy Gossip Girl. I just can't take anymore of the ludicrous web of relationships and teen angst and the struggles of that unfortunate life on the glamorous Upper East Side. I do miss Chuck Bass, though, so I read the weekly recaps to see how much tension there can be between him and Blair.)

Heroes- Welcome back to the show I became addicted to in its spectacular first season! Everything has been turned upside down: there is a formula for a drug that gives abilities to non-heroes. Mohinder has taken it and is now quite powerful, and evil. Mr. Petrelli was revealed to be the top villain- he steals people's powers. For Adam Monroe, this meant that he disintegrated from his supernaturally long life (Farewell, David Anders! It was nice while we had you!). Peter Petrelli is now powerless. Sylar appears to have had a change of heart after discovering that he is actually a Petrelli. With this newfound family, he has started trying suppress his hunger for understanding and power and has (almost) stopped killing. He has been working for the Company as HRG's partner, hunting down people with dangerous abilities. As much as I love HRG, he keeps trying to kill Sylar, refusing to trust that he, or anyone else, might have changed. This has begun to make Claire doubt her father (I have disagreed with some of his decisions, as well, but he reminds me too much of Spy Daddy to make me question his motives- those kinds of dads always want to protect their daughters first and foremost). As for Sylar, I would say that I think this change of heart is all an act to acquire even more powers, but Peter went to the future and Sylar was a sweet, loving father of a little boy. I don't know what's going on with Claire. In the future, she was a cold-hearted killer. Her disillusionment is happening gradually. Ali Larter has lived on, but not as Niki- she is her sister (separated at birth) and has the ability to freeze things. Nathan survived being shot (by Future Peter, as it turned out) and believes that he was saved by God. He is now serving the people as the Junior Senator from New York. Matt Parkman, usually a moral compass, is now a bit of a wuss. He went on a spirit walk in Africa and saw his future in which he was the father of a baby girl and was married to the speedster, Daphne. In the present day, though, she is a
villain working for Mr. Petrelli, and Parkman wants so badly to get to that happy future that he is allowing her to trick him into thinking she has changed her ways. Wake up, Parkman! With everything that's gone on, it's hard to distinguish between who is good and who is bad, a line that Heroes has always blurred, especially in this, its Villains chapter. The only person I have faith in is Hiro, who is still trying to pursue his destiny as a hero who saves the world.
-The coolest thing about this season: we finally learned Mrs. Petrelli's power! She dreams the future. That is awesome.

Coming soon: my take on Samantha Who?, Pushing Daisies, Private Practice, Friday Night Lights, The Office, and Grey's Anatomy

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

The Strike Update, Brothers & Sisters, Heroes

It's been a long time since I've written a new post. This is partially because thinking about television right now makes me really sad. The strike carries on with no end in sight. If productive negotiating from both sides doesn't begin soon, then this spring will be dismally bare of new episodes of anything good. My idea of the apocalypse has come to life: a commercial for another reality show haunts me every time I turn on my tv, with no Heroes or The Office to turn to. And thanks to the little promise I made when the strike started (the one where I don't watch any episodes from the free online streaming on the networks' websites, even though ABC.com now has every episode of LOST in HD- imagine how beautiful that is...), I have missed a few episodes of some crucial stuff (e.g. Bradford's death and its aftermath on Ugly Betty, HRG's death and subsequent resurrection on Heroes). This may sound a little crazy, but when I am not up-to-date and invested in all of my shows, it feels like part of me is missing. I don't know how the stories have evolved, so I just feel kind of lost (cue obligatory LOST pun).

I am so incredibly grateful that I have LOST to look forward to for 8 weeks starting January 31st, and Battlestar Galactica returns for its fourth and final season in April. Frakkin' awesome. Also pretty exciting: I have a couple of new shows to try that are mid-season starters. One of these is Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Kristen’s description of this show: Half action-adventure, half family drama, Chronicles tells the tale of Sarah (Lena Headey), John (Thomas Dekker) and a pretty cyborg from 2027 (Summer Glau- rock on, Firefly people!) sent back to help fight the future and bring down SkyNet—before it kills 3 billion people. The other new prospect is Eli Stone from Greg Berlanti (writer-producer of Everwood, Brothers & Sisters, Dirty Sexy Money). It's a legal drama is about a young attorney who experiences a series of hallucinations. The visions lead him to believe he's a prophet of God, causing him to change his life.

Now on to the Brothers & Sisters wedding episode. To quote Robert, in his vows to Kitty: "To say I love you seems inadequate because I cannot imagine my life without you." That is how I have come to regard this show. Every episode makes me laugh and cry, takes me from one end of the emotional spectrum to the other, because my heart feels so much for these characters. It's as if the story were actually happening, with me right in the middle of it. In this episode, the ninth of Season 2, Danny Glover, Chevy Chase, and Garry Marshall guest-starred. The funniest scene had all the boys locked in a room by the Secret Service- Kevin for threatening the Senator's life, Stan (Chevy Chase) for smoking pot, Justin and Tommy, I think for fighting, but I can't remember because I haven't been able to go back and watch it online... Me and my stupid promises to stand up for a cause. I'm just kidding (sorta), I love the writers. Anyways, this episode also had me crying like a baby when 1) Nora walked Kitty down the aisle, and 2) Kitty said her vows to Robert: "You are so many things to me… you’re this brilliant poised diplomat, and then you're this really crazy romantic that just takes my breath away. And when you’re tired and when you’re stressed, you get really grumpy. Then I can feel your head on my shoulder at night and I know you’re asleep and you’re so peaceful. I love all those parts so much that I want to have you as my partner for the rest of my life... As long as I’m with you I will be complete and that’s it." Excuse me while I go find a tissue and my stuffed animal monkey, Schwartzy, to hug. Okay, done. Also important about this episode- the arrival of the man named David from Holly Hunter's past (played by Patricia Wettig's real-life husband, and king of awesome, Ken Olin). Now, I know that some people have been saying all season that they thought Rebecca wasn't really William Walker's child. I think some people only said that because of the strange vibe of attraction coming from Justin and Rebecca, which would be sick if they were really half-brother and -sister. Regardless of how many "called it," I still like the storyline they're going down that Holly might have had an affair with this man in the middle of her other affair, and that Rebecca might have to find a new way to fit into the Walker clan if she's not part of the family.

Conclusion of Volume 2 of Heroes, "Generations." Great end to a not-so-great volume. For a long time, I could not bring myself to say that Season 2 wasn't very good. My need to be loyal kept me from admitting that Heroes, like many shows before it, fell to the dreaded "Sophomore Slump." Until Tim Kring himself, the show's creator, said that they had made some mistakes this year, from Hiro spending too much time in ancient Japan, to the hasty introduction of Maya and Alejandro. The past few episodes brought a real return to the quality of Season 1. Kristen Bell added some very cool depth to her lightening-wielding character, Elle. Sylar became his badass, evil self again. Hiro saved the world again and buried Adam Monroe/Tazeko Kensei. Peter and Nathan were reunited, only to have NATHAN GET SHOT DOWN. Oooohh, he better not be dead, or I'm gonna be very angry with Tim Kring. Come on, Claire- you gave your adopted daddy, HRG, your blood to save his life. Now it's time to share the love with your real daddy, Flying Man (whoosh!).

So, while the next few months may not contain the magic of Pushing Daisies or the Jim-and-Pam-ness of The Office, the lovable Chuck-ness of Chuck or the Tim-Riggins-being-hot-and-Coach-Taylor-being-awesome of Friday Night Lights, there is still a bright light on the horizon. And that light is called “Sawyer coming back to me.” You know, I have a t-shirt that says ‘I’d get LOST with Sawyer.’ People always think the picture on that shirt is Jesus. And I say, “No, that’s not Jesus, that’s Sawyer. He’s the next best thing, really.”