Thursday, January 31, 2008

LOST episode 4.01- "The Beginning of the End"

I amped up the volume, turned out the lights, and pulled my futon up as close to my t.v. as possible without straining my eyes. Finally, after 8 of the longest months of my life, LOST has returned. It felt like hugging a good friend I haven't seen in a while. Granted, a very mysterious, confusing friend who doesn't tell me WHAT'S GOING ON. Oh well, I'm just so grateful to have it back that I welcome the lack of understanding.

What happened in this episode: Hurley did a cannonball into the ocean and was very happy. Then Desmond came back and told him that Charlie died. Then it was sad... Jack still thinks he knows everything and wants to find the freighter people (I think from here on out I'll call them "Freighties." Losties, Tailies, and Freighties. And Others-ies...). Kate is still under her being-infatuated-with-Jack-because-he-said-he-loved-me spell. She helped make sure those people could find them when she went after Naomi and let her use the satellite phone. Desmond, Sayid, Bernard, Sawyer, Juliet and Hurley leave the beach to find the rest of the survivors and warn them about the whole "Not Penny's Boat" message. Hurley is really upset and gets separated from the group. He hears the whispers, sees a cabin, and sees JACK'S DAD in a rocking chair. Everyone meets up next to the fuselage of the plane (note the parallelism to the pilot episode when Jack, Kate, and Charlie went to the fuselage to retrieve the transceiver). Locke finds the group. Jack tries to shoot Locke, but there are no bullets. Everyone splits up into 2 groups: Team Locke and Team Jack. Locke will lead his team (Sawyer, Hurley, Claire, random people) to The Barracks where the Others used to live because it has some security. Jack will lead his team (Kate, Desmond, Rose & Bernard, random people) to meet the incoming Freighties and probable doom.

Flash-forwards find Hurley in a mental hospital again. Creepy man asks him if they are still alive. Charlie comes to him and tells him that they need him. Jack, pre-beard & depression, comes to visit him. Jack sucks at basketball. Hurley says that they did the wrong thing and that "it" wants them back. Jack says they'll never go back. Jack, as usual, is probably wrong.

Who I thought was the most awesome in this episode: Locke. I lost faith in Locke, just as he lost faith in the island, so I hope he'll forgive me. I trust him again, even though I don't know why he does things like blow up submarines. He survived a bullet to the stomach. If that's not hardcore/badass/worthy of trust, I don't know what is.
NOTE: In my heart, Sawyer wins this award all the time. But that's not fair to everybody else. So I am going to try to give props to all the characters when they deserve it.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Gossip Girl

I watched all 13 episodes of Gossip Girl in less than 2 days. Don't judge me.

Surprising even myself, I had lots of fun with this show. The story lines are a bit one-dimensional. Upper-east side teens drink, party, shop, and have sex all the time. And their parents are crazy messed-up. Okay! We get it! But other than that, I think the writing is pretty clever, and I found myself sympathizing for every character at least part of the time. They're all more complicated than it seems at first--like Transformers! "We're more than meets the eye." Even Chuck. Aside from the fact that he really seemed to care about Blair, I liked his friendship with Nate (pre-Blair, of course). When Nate went to that poker game with jackass-Carter, Chuck totally came to the rescue. Also, the fact that Kristen Bell is the voice of Gossip Girl adds major cool points. I'm not trying to come up with an excuse for watching, I'm just saying...

I think Dan is absolutely wonderful. So is his dad. Serena's pretty cool, too. My favorite episode was the Thanksgiving one, "Blair Waldorf Must Pie," when Eric & Serena/Dan & Jenny find out that their mom/dad used to be in love. The discussion about whether or not they could be related was fantastic.
-"There's no chance we're related, right?"
-"Well, look at Eric's roots."
-"What do you mean? What's wrong with my roots?"
-"They're kinda Rufus-like..."
(Serena enters)
-"What's going on with our parents?"
-"Oh, our dad dated your mom."
-"Yeah, we're not related though."
-"Ignore my roots."


Interesting side-note: I usually try to find more candid photos for these blogs- you know, screen captures or episode promotional pictures. Impossible for Gossip Girl. They're all glamorous cast photos with the kids looking like golden gods (see above picture). The closest I came to a natural shot was this one to the left. I'm pretty sure those leaves aren't even real...







Even their promos look fake!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Marathon #1: LOST

I have spent the past 8 days of my life in the world of LOST, leaving me more excited than ever about the Season 4 premiere on January 31st. I am, however, experiencing some serious withdrawal right now, probably because I've gotten about 10 hours of sleep total and watched almost 50 episodes over the past 3 days. Walking outside today through my rainy, cold campus, all I wanted to do was get back to that island.

I decided when I started my marathon that I was going to keep track of a few important things: my favorite episodes, big unanswered questions, and, most importantly, the best Sawyer quotes.

(For this list, I limited myself to only 1 season premiere and 1 season finale since those episodes are often so pivotal that it seemed like cheating to put them all on there.)
TOP 10 EPISODES:
10) "Deus Ex Machina" Season 1, Episode 19- Locke's flashbacks reveal that his father conned him into giving him a kidney transplant, Boone becomes "the sacrifice that the island demanded," and Jack helps Sawyer with his headaches.
9) "Outlaws" Season 1, Episode 16- Sawyer seeks revenge against a boar, and he and Kate play 'I Never' by the fire.
8) "The 23rd Psalm" Season 2, Episode 10- Mr. Eko carves Scripture into his "Jesus stick" and Charlie takes him out to the Nigerian drug plane from his past.
7) "Tricia Tanaka Is Dead" Season 3, Episode 10- Hurley finds a Volkswagen van and rides around with Jin, Charlie, and Sawyer.
6) "The Other 48 Days" Season 2, Episode 7- Flashbacks show what happened to the Tailies after they crashed on the other side of the island. Introduces a whole new dimension to the Others (Goodwin killed Nathan because "He wasn't a good person. That's why he wasn't on the list").
5) "What Kate Did" Season 2, Episode 9- Kate takes care of Sawyer and thinks he is inhabited by the man she killed, who turns out to be her real father.
4) "Flashes Before Your Eyes" Season 3, Episode 8- After turning the fail safe key in the hatch, Desmond relives part of his past and learns that he can't change history.
3) "Pilot" Season 1, Episode 1- Jack saves many survivors from the plane wreckage and becomes the reluctant leader.
2) "Through the Looking Glass" Season 3, Episode 23- Charlie dies a hero, and Jack's flashbacks turn out to be flashforwards in which he and Kate (and who else?) have left the island.
1) "All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues" Season 1, Episode 11- Jack and Kate go after Claire and Charlie. Boone and Locke find the hatch. (This episode is my favorite because I remember realizing as I watched it on television that LOST would be the greatest show of my entire life.)
-Other amazing episodes that deserve mentioning: "Greatest Hits," "One of Us," "The Man from Tallahassee," "Lockdown," "Confidence Man," and "The Moth"

Major questions that have not been resolved yet...
Who is Jacob and why could Locke hear him? What is the smoke monster and why did it kill Mr. Eko the second time he faced it? Sub-question: Are the whispers part of the smoke monster? Why did Jack see his father/Eko see his brother/Ben see his mother? How does the island affect health (i.e. cancer, age, pregnancy)? How is Walt special? Why was Libby in the mental hospital? Why was Desmond in prison? Who tried to make it look like nobody had survived the plane crash? What does Locke's dream in "Further Instructions" mean? Why do the Others make lists and take people? What is the 4-toed statue? Who was in the coffin?

TOP 10 SAWYER LINES:
10) "Look, I don't know what kind of commie share-fest you're running over in cave town, but down here possession's nine-tenths and a man's got a right to protect his property."
9) "Oh I don't know, Mr. Clean, I probably would have gone around Mt. Vesuvius. (Locke: Why'd you pick that name?) Ain't it obvious? All you need is an earring and a mop."
8) "Come on, Freckles, wait! You need me to make you a mix tape?"
7) "Oh yeah, there's my favorite leaf. How could I forget this place?"
6) "What, don't you read? It's from Of Mice and Men. You'd like it. Puppies get killed."
5) "Well gosh, you sure know how to butter a man up, Stay-Puff!"
4) "Do I get a lollipop?"
3) "One second, I'm like this close to the high score on Donkey Kong."
2) "Great plan, Moonbeam. After that we can sing 'Kumbaya' and do trust falls."
1) "You got a band-aid?"

I love Sawyer. My favorite scene is when he is saying goodbye to Jack in "Exodus," the Season 1 finale, and he tells him what his father said in the bar in Sydney about wanting to call his son and tell him that he was sorry and that he was proud of him.

I wish that I still loved Jack. He used to be such a hero- when he saved Charlie's life, when he tried to save Boone's life- but now he's just a tool. Although I will say this for him, when Juliet asks him what he wants to know about his ex-wife, and instead of asking who she left him for, he asks if she's happy, I thought that was very noble. It didn't last very long...

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

The Strike Update, Brothers & Sisters, Heroes

It's been a long time since I've written a new post. This is partially because thinking about television right now makes me really sad. The strike carries on with no end in sight. If productive negotiating from both sides doesn't begin soon, then this spring will be dismally bare of new episodes of anything good. My idea of the apocalypse has come to life: a commercial for another reality show haunts me every time I turn on my tv, with no Heroes or The Office to turn to. And thanks to the little promise I made when the strike started (the one where I don't watch any episodes from the free online streaming on the networks' websites, even though ABC.com now has every episode of LOST in HD- imagine how beautiful that is...), I have missed a few episodes of some crucial stuff (e.g. Bradford's death and its aftermath on Ugly Betty, HRG's death and subsequent resurrection on Heroes). This may sound a little crazy, but when I am not up-to-date and invested in all of my shows, it feels like part of me is missing. I don't know how the stories have evolved, so I just feel kind of lost (cue obligatory LOST pun).

I am so incredibly grateful that I have LOST to look forward to for 8 weeks starting January 31st, and Battlestar Galactica returns for its fourth and final season in April. Frakkin' awesome. Also pretty exciting: I have a couple of new shows to try that are mid-season starters. One of these is Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Kristen’s description of this show: Half action-adventure, half family drama, Chronicles tells the tale of Sarah (Lena Headey), John (Thomas Dekker) and a pretty cyborg from 2027 (Summer Glau- rock on, Firefly people!) sent back to help fight the future and bring down SkyNet—before it kills 3 billion people. The other new prospect is Eli Stone from Greg Berlanti (writer-producer of Everwood, Brothers & Sisters, Dirty Sexy Money). It's a legal drama is about a young attorney who experiences a series of hallucinations. The visions lead him to believe he's a prophet of God, causing him to change his life.

Now on to the Brothers & Sisters wedding episode. To quote Robert, in his vows to Kitty: "To say I love you seems inadequate because I cannot imagine my life without you." That is how I have come to regard this show. Every episode makes me laugh and cry, takes me from one end of the emotional spectrum to the other, because my heart feels so much for these characters. It's as if the story were actually happening, with me right in the middle of it. In this episode, the ninth of Season 2, Danny Glover, Chevy Chase, and Garry Marshall guest-starred. The funniest scene had all the boys locked in a room by the Secret Service- Kevin for threatening the Senator's life, Stan (Chevy Chase) for smoking pot, Justin and Tommy, I think for fighting, but I can't remember because I haven't been able to go back and watch it online... Me and my stupid promises to stand up for a cause. I'm just kidding (sorta), I love the writers. Anyways, this episode also had me crying like a baby when 1) Nora walked Kitty down the aisle, and 2) Kitty said her vows to Robert: "You are so many things to me… you’re this brilliant poised diplomat, and then you're this really crazy romantic that just takes my breath away. And when you’re tired and when you’re stressed, you get really grumpy. Then I can feel your head on my shoulder at night and I know you’re asleep and you’re so peaceful. I love all those parts so much that I want to have you as my partner for the rest of my life... As long as I’m with you I will be complete and that’s it." Excuse me while I go find a tissue and my stuffed animal monkey, Schwartzy, to hug. Okay, done. Also important about this episode- the arrival of the man named David from Holly Hunter's past (played by Patricia Wettig's real-life husband, and king of awesome, Ken Olin). Now, I know that some people have been saying all season that they thought Rebecca wasn't really William Walker's child. I think some people only said that because of the strange vibe of attraction coming from Justin and Rebecca, which would be sick if they were really half-brother and -sister. Regardless of how many "called it," I still like the storyline they're going down that Holly might have had an affair with this man in the middle of her other affair, and that Rebecca might have to find a new way to fit into the Walker clan if she's not part of the family.

Conclusion of Volume 2 of Heroes, "Generations." Great end to a not-so-great volume. For a long time, I could not bring myself to say that Season 2 wasn't very good. My need to be loyal kept me from admitting that Heroes, like many shows before it, fell to the dreaded "Sophomore Slump." Until Tim Kring himself, the show's creator, said that they had made some mistakes this year, from Hiro spending too much time in ancient Japan, to the hasty introduction of Maya and Alejandro. The past few episodes brought a real return to the quality of Season 1. Kristen Bell added some very cool depth to her lightening-wielding character, Elle. Sylar became his badass, evil self again. Hiro saved the world again and buried Adam Monroe/Tazeko Kensei. Peter and Nathan were reunited, only to have NATHAN GET SHOT DOWN. Oooohh, he better not be dead, or I'm gonna be very angry with Tim Kring. Come on, Claire- you gave your adopted daddy, HRG, your blood to save his life. Now it's time to share the love with your real daddy, Flying Man (whoosh!).

So, while the next few months may not contain the magic of Pushing Daisies or the Jim-and-Pam-ness of The Office, the lovable Chuck-ness of Chuck or the Tim-Riggins-being-hot-and-Coach-Taylor-being-awesome of Friday Night Lights, there is still a bright light on the horizon. And that light is called “Sawyer coming back to me.” You know, I have a t-shirt that says ‘I’d get LOST with Sawyer.’ People always think the picture on that shirt is Jesus. And I say, “No, that’s not Jesus, that’s Sawyer. He’s the next best thing, really.”

Monday, December 3, 2007

Desperate Housewives

I have been holding off on writing about Season 4 of Desperate Housewives because I kept feeling like the best episode was coming up. The show has regained not only the mystery, but also the heart, that it had in Season 1. I'm glad that I stayed with it through its "sophomore slump" (I'm still calling it that even though it lasted 2 years...) because now I'm enjoying the story as much as I did when I first fell in love with the show. Well, last night finally brought the episode I had been waiting for. A tornado hit Wisteria Lane, but the weather wasn't the only thing that brought destruction. (Wow. What a line. I cannot believe I just wrote that.)

Mike's drug problem finally came to a head when Susan took his pills and he accidentally made her fall down the stairs. Then when he got her to the hospital, he's freaking out because it's taking so long for her to see a doctor and she's pregnant and he gets into a fight with a male nurse and ends up handcuffed to a chair. Turned out Susan only had a sprained ankle, but now Mike's going to rehab. I have to say- I miss the old Mike terribly. I guess that's part of drug addiction, that the addict becomes an entirely different person who lies and sneaks around and risks everything for some stupid pills. But I still have a hard time understanding how Mike could have gotten to this place. This is the same guy who proposed to Susan almost the exact second that she picked him over Ian because he didn't want to wake up another morning without her next to him. The same guy who started building a crib as soon as they found out she was pregnant ("But boy or girl, it's gonna be a Colts fan"). And now the pressures of being a suburban husband and father are so stressful that he has to resort to pain pills??

I don't exactly know what to think about Lynette's situation. I knew from the promo that somebody was going to die, but I felt sure that it wouldn't be anyone in Lynette's family. After all, she just found out that she has been blaming her awful childhood on her mother when the truth is that her stepfather, who was the only real dad she ever knew, left them because he was gay. After she had just beat cancer. After she had fallen in love with another man who worked at the Scavo's Pizzeria while Tom had a broken back. Apparently, though, I overestimated the humanity of the writers because the episode ended with her looking upon the demolished house that was the shelter for her husband and children during the storm.

The future is uncertain for Gabrielle as well. One of her problems was solved when the tornado drove a piece of wood through Victor's chest before he was able to inflict any real damage on her or Carlos for their affair. But what about Carlos? He got knocked out by some flying debris before he was able to get inside the house. I really hope he's okay. Like he said, he and Gaby are like 2 halves of the same person, and when they're not together, they just aren't happy. I've been waiting for them to get to this point in their relationship for a long time. He's gone from being the neglectful, jerk husband, to the jealous, scheming husband, to the forgiving, awesome husband, to the cheating husband, to a friend, to the love of her life.

My favorite part of the episode last night had to be the interaction between Katharine and Bree. They finally found some common ground. In the time that Bree, Orson, Katharine, and Adam waited out the storm, Katharine learned that her husband really did have an affair with one of her patients, and Bree was in a position to truly empathize with this woman who had been her enemy ever since she moved there. Bree remembered the shame she felt when she learned about Rex's infidelity, and she put her hand on Katharine's- a small gesture of kindness that was very moving nevertheless. (Even though it wasn't addressed in this action-packed episode, I'm still so curious about why Katharine and her daughter left Wisteria Lane all those years ago. What did Dylan's father do? And why can't Dylan remember??)

Dear Writers' Strike, please end soon so that Marc Cherry can get back to work and give me some answers. Thank you. That is all.

Friday, November 30, 2007

Big-athons

Everyone has their comfort movies- those that they watch when they're sad/stressed/sick/all of the above. I've got friends who watch everything from Finding Nemo and Moulin Rouge, to She's the Man (my sister) and Sleepless in Seattle (my brother). There's a girl in my dorm whose comfort movie is Transformers. Whatever. To each his/her own.

I often turn to Kate & Leopold or Dirty Dancing in my times of need. But sometimes, my cure-all is watching my favorite scenes of Sex and the City that have Mr. Big in them. I refer to these as Big-athons because I have to really commit to doing them before I start. After all, Big can only be truly appreciated in the scope of all 6 seasons. Each year adds something to his character until, finally, he is not only ridiculously charming but also a good man who is perfect for Carrie.


These are what I consider to be the must-watch scenes for the ultimate Big-athon:
1) Season 1, Episode 1- The scene where they meet on the sidewalk, and then when he gives her a ride home at the end. Carrie: "Have you ever been in love?" Big: "Abso-fuckin'-lutely."
2) Season 1, Episode 2- The scene when he comes to see her in the coffee shop. Big: "But the thing is, after awhile, you just wanna be with the one who makes you laugh."
3) Season 1, Episode 6- Their first date.
4) Season 1, Episode 7- The opening scene with them walking on the street. She's wearing this gorgeous pink dress and he's wearing a blue suit and tie. I do love a man in blue...
5) Season 1, Episode 8- The scene where she keeps imagining his ex-wife in bed with them. Then the scene at the end where it's just the two of them.
6) ***Season 1, Episode 11- The scene where they're eating ice cream in bed.*** (my favorite scene of the first season)

7) Season 2, Episode 5- Their date. And the scene at the end where he comes to her door to make sure that she's alive and then they go bowling.
8) Season 2, Episode 6- The scene where she sneaks away from her friends to go to his apartment. The end when they go dancing and officially get back together. Big: "I can tell you one thing- I sure did miss you. Officially." Carrie: "Did you cry?" Big: "No. But I did listen to a hell of a lot of Sinatra."
9) ***Season 2, Episode 7- The scene where she's writing a poem for a wedding. Big: "Love, glove, dove. Love is like a dove. Or a big fuzzy glove. Don't use that I might have stolen it from a greeting card."*** (my favorite scene from Season 2)
10) Season 2, Episode 8- The beginning when they go to the Italian restaurant and he sings to her. The end when he comes to the club to spend time with her friends.
11) Season 2, Episode 9- The beginning when she talks about saying 'I love you' to him. The scene at the end when he calls her. Big: "Well, I fucking love you, alright? You know I do."
12) Season 2, Episode 10- The last scene where she finds the picture of them in his drawer.
13) Season 2, Episode 11- The scene after all of their fighting when he comes over and they don't say anything.
14) Season 2, Episode 18- The scene where they have lunch. Their phone conversation when he says he would never hurt her on purpose. The end when they talk on the street. Carrie: "Your girl is lovely, Hubble." Big: "I don't get it." Carrie: "And you never did." (cue dramatic music)

15) Season 3, Episode 8- Their conversation on the boat. The scene at the end when he comes to her apartment.
16) Season 3, Episode 9- The scene at the furniture show. The final scene at the hotel.
17) Season 3, Episode 10- The scene where she calls him and then he comes over.
18) Season 3, Episode 11- The beginning with them in all the hotels.
19) Season 3, Episode 18- The scene where they meet for lunch, fall into the lake, and then go back to his place to talk about how they're like war buddies.

20) Season 4, Episode 1- The end where he's waiting in his car with balloons and champagne on her birthday.
21) Season 4, Episode 3- The scenes where they go out as friends.
22) Season 4, Episode 10- The scene where he calls her to talk about how depressed he is over a girl. The scene where he calls her in the country and then he drives up to see her and then he and Aidan get into a fight in the mud. Carrie: "Stop it! You're middle-aged!"
23) Season 4, Episode 16- The scene where she goes to see him at work and talks about her break-up with Aidan.
24) ***Season 4, Episode 18- THE ENTIRE EPISODE***

25) Season 5, Episode 7- The scenes with her in California. He comes to her book signing (Big: "This Mr. Big character. Does he have a real name?"), they go out to eat, she just wants to have sex but he wants to talk about the book, and then the morning when they wake up. Carrie: "What about all that talk? All those concerns?" Big: "Fuck it. You'll need material for the sequel."

26) Season 6, Pt. 1, Episode 3- The scenes where they talk on the phone.
27) ***Season 6, Pt. 1, Episode 11- THE ENTIRE EPISODE***

28) ***Season 6, Pt. 2, Episodes 7 & 8- The finale.*** Carrie: "Paris was a mess. I never should have come here. Everything fell apart. We had a big fight. And then I got slapped." Big: "You got what?!" Carrie: "No, no, it was an accident." Big: "He slapped you?!" Carrie: "No, it's not like that!" Big: "I will kick his ass!"

Big: "You know, I don't live here anymore. And the Four Seasons won't check you in until 1:00." Carrie: "Oh, did you wanna come up?" Big: "Abso-fuckin'-lutely." :-)


My favorite scene

Friday, November 23, 2007

What I'm Thankful For


My response to Kristin's Thanksgiving blog:

1) LOST coming back soon.

2) Everything that The Office has ever done and ever will do.

3) The Walker family and Rob Lowe's blue eyes.

4) Damon and Carlton's podcasts and
webisodes.


5) The Pie-maker and the girl named Chuck.

6) The boy named Chuck.

7) HRG being the best dad since Spy Daddy.

8) Coach Taylor and Dillon Panther football.


9) Excitement on Wisteria Lane again.
(Babies and drugs and tornadoes, oh my!)

10) The Closer special on December 3rd.

11) Battlestar Galactica: Razor and trying to guess
who the final Cylon is.


12) Beauty & the Geek parties and hoping that Dave and Jasmine win.

13) Looking forward to Joss Whedon's new show, Dollhouse.